Private Equity Football Accelerate™ · Luxembourg
Football did not die. It was algorithmically optimized.
PEFA™ owns and operates the Superior League: twenty clubs, fifteen of them permanent, played in Superior Venues™ and supervised by the world’s leading technology partners.
PEFA™ at a glance.
As at listing · indicative
- Combined club valuation
- £272.7bnAt listing. Revalued live by Clawed AI.
- Clubs per season
- 20Fifteen by right. Five by invitation.
- Relegations
- 0Ever. Structurally.
- Mark-up on admission
- +80%Applied to the whole competition.
- TokTok reach
- 2.38BPrinted on every asset, as required.
- Objectives redacted
- 3/5Disclosure available on request.
01The investment thesis
Chapter One — The Problem
Football was volatile.
Anyone could lose. In 2033 a finding showed that highlight packages outperformed live matches at one-fortieth of the cost.
18 months
−69% viewership.
Long-form broadcast rights collapsed within eighteen months. The Global Broadcast Rights Consortium was dissolved on 5 May 2035.
Leagues insolvent
Four of six, in administration.
Four of Europe’s six largest domestic competitions entered administration. The structural defect was clear: the possibility of a bad outcome.
Chapter Two — The Solution
So we removed it.
PEFA™ was incorporated in Luxembourg nine days later, on 14 May 2035. Objectives: Redacted: Five stated · three redacted.
Outlook
Results remain unscripted. Revenue does not.
Fifteen founders hold permanent seats. Their revenues are guaranteed irrespective of performance, form, or final position.
02The PEFA™ portfolio
Three products. One revenue line.
Fifteen founding members hold permanent, un-relegatable seats. Their revenues are guaranteed regardless of performance, form, or final position.
The competition
01
The Superior League
Fifteen permanent founders and five Synergy Draft™ berths. The world’s premier* football competition, with revenues guaranteed regardless of performance, form, or final position.
Meet the clubs
The global game
02
Synergy Draft™
Each summer, five berths are drawn from thirteen global partners by an algorithmic lottery weighted by subscription tier. Every continent is represented. Every continent pays.
How the draft works
The matchday
03
Superior Venue™
The stadium, replaced. Climate-controlled, dynamically priced and fitted with haptic seating, so that supporters are never merely watching football.
Tour the venue
* "Premier" is a descriptive term and does not constitute a comparative claim.
03Holdings
28 listed clubs. Zero relegations.
Fifteen founders in perpetuity and thirteen global partners in the Synergy Draft™ pool, each listed with a ticker, an exchange and a risk factor.
04The Global Game
Global, by design.
No region is excluded. Some are simply more included.
- EuropeLondon · Liverpool · Manchester · Madrid · Barcelona · Milan · Turin · Paris · Munich · Dortmund15
- North AmericaMiami · Los Angeles · New York · Mexico City · Monterrey05
- Middle EastRiyadh · Jeddah02
- AsiaShanghai · Tokyo02
- AfricaCairo · Pretoria02
- South AmericaRio de Janeiro · Buenos Aires02
Founder Draft pool
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05From the President
“Football was never about uncertainty. It was about belonging. And belonging, properly structured, is recurring.”
06Newsroom
Statements and clarifications.
28 August 2036Luxembourg
PEFA™ publishes its Annual Report for 2035/36
Revenue guaranteed, variance to plan nil, and the Supporter Tolerance Index above target.
Read the release
1 July 2036Luxembourg
PEFA™ launches its corporate website
A single destination for investors, partners and, where commercially appropriate, supporters.
Read the release
20 June 2036Luxembourg
Synergy Draft™ 2036 completed
Five berths drawn from thirteen global partners. Every continent represented. Every continent paid.
Read the release
Results remain unscripted.Revenue does not.
Welcome to the future of football. Welcome to the Superior League.
You have been appointed Manager. The fans are not shareholders. Please do not confuse the two.
Out of character: PEFA™ is the villain of Superior League 2036, a satirical football manager game (a soccer management simulator, in American). Take a club into PEFA’s league and try to win anyway. It’s free and plays in your browser.