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Private Equity Football Accelerate™ · Luxembourg

Football did not die. It was algorithmically optimized.

PEFA™ owns and operates the Superior League: twenty clubs, fifteen of them permanent, played in Superior Venues™ and supervised by the world’s leading technology partners.

PEFA™ at a glance.

As at listing · indicative

Combined club valuation
£272.7bnAt listing. Revalued live by Clawed AI.
Clubs per season
20Fifteen by right. Five by invitation.
Relegations
0Ever. Structurally.
Mark-up on admission
+80%Applied to the whole competition.
TokTok reach
2.38BPrinted on every asset, as required.
Objectives redacted
3/5Disclosure available on request.

01The investment thesis

  1. Chapter One — The Problem

    Football was volatile.

    Anyone could lose. In 2033 a finding showed that highlight packages outperformed live matches at one-fortieth of the cost.

  2. 18 months

    −69% viewership.

    Long-form broadcast rights collapsed within eighteen months. The Global Broadcast Rights Consortium was dissolved on 5 May 2035.

  3. Leagues insolvent

    Four of six, in administration.

    Four of Europe’s six largest domestic competitions entered administration. The structural defect was clear: the possibility of a bad outcome.

  4. Chapter Two — The Solution

    So we removed it.

    PEFA™ was incorporated in Luxembourg nine days later, on 14 May 2035. Objectives: Redacted: Five stated · three redacted.

  5. Outlook

    Results remain unscripted. Revenue does not.

    Fifteen founders hold permanent seats. Their revenues are guaranteed irrespective of performance, form, or final position.

Index · 2033 = 100
02550751002031203220332034203520362037LEAGUE 1LEAGUE 2LEAGUE 3LEAGUE 4LEAGUE 5LEAGUE 6PEFA™ INC. 14.05.2035REVENUE · GUARANTEED
Live match viewership PEFA™ revenue

03Holdings

28 listed clubs. Zero relegations.

Fifteen founders in perpetuity and thirteen global partners in the Synergy Draft™ pool, each listed with a ticker, an exchange and a risk factor.

04The Global Game

Global, by design.

No region is excluded. Some are simply more included.

  • EuropeLondon · Liverpool · Manchester · Madrid · Barcelona · Milan · Turin · Paris · Munich · Dortmund15
  • North AmericaMiami · Los Angeles · New York · Mexico City · Monterrey05
  • Middle EastRiyadh · Jeddah02
  • AsiaShanghai · Tokyo02
  • AfricaCairo · Pretoria02
  • South AmericaRio de Janeiro · Buenos Aires02

Founder Draft pool

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05From the President

“Football was never about uncertainty. It was about belonging. And belonging, properly structured, is recurring.”
Giacomo Infamtino, PresidentRead the letter

Results remain unscripted.Revenue does not.

Welcome to the future of football. Welcome to the Superior League.

You have been appointed Manager. The fans are not shareholders. Please do not confuse the two.

Out of character: PEFA™ is the villain of Superior League 2036, a satirical football manager game (a soccer management simulator, in American). Take a club into PEFA’s league and try to win anyway. It’s free and plays in your browser.