Pyramid Scheme FC
Structurally sound. Ask no further questions.
- Ticker
- PYR.CA · Cairo
- Listing price
- £45
- Valuation
- £2.5bn
- TokTok reach
- 88.1M (88,100,000)
- Membership
- Global partner, draft pool
- Domicile
- Cairo, Egypt
- Owner
- A construction firm owned by a fund owned by the construction firm
- Colours
- #7A1F1F / #C9A227
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1.History, as approved by the compliance team
A continental heavyweight with a support base measured in tens of millions and a corporate structure that four separate auditors have declined to sign off. The football is genuinely excellent, which is why nobody has pressed the point.
PEFA approved the Synergy Draft™ entry after the Global Inclusion Committee received a presentation it described as "extremely persuasive" and declined to summarise. The club’s name predates its ownership structure, and is now widely considered prophetic.
2.Designated rivalries
Pretoria Gold FC3.Disclosed risk factor
Returns to early investors are funded by later investors. This is disclosed.
Figures are listing figures as filed on admission, stated after the 2036 broadcast settlement. TokTok reach is printed on every asset, as the PEFA™ media kit requires. Past performance is irrelevant.